THE NEW YEAR IS MINE

DESPITE THE SLANDER PAINTED ON THE WALL
FAIRLY GRAFFITI WITH ITS LOW-CLASS, SENSATIONAL MESSAGE OF UNTRUTH
("mvn (rps) > svn iff the world is sly")

I, SARAH, HAVE CLAIMED THE NEW YEAR AS MY OWN WITH THE FIRST SLAYING - 12:05 EASTERN STANDARD TIME - OF MY FATHER THE NOTED (BUT NOT FOR HIS RPS SKILLS) MARK VAN NAME.

SLAY.

GRAPHIC TO COME.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

absolutely unstoppable

as you can see, my iPod is wrecked, much like my poor father's soul. the song on the ipod is "believe me natalie" by the killers, and i am wearing a bonnet. after an 8-day winning streak (eight!), i gave him two wins, beat him once, and my status now doesn't even matter. STILL I AM THE WINNER in all senses that even make sense.



Above is a car. Kyle, get in it.


Sarah

update

I STILL PWN

5 DAYS

BRING IT ON

=O

BACK AND VICTORIOUS.

"The opponent's entire history of throws informs the player's choice. The player can control the game. There are people who are good at RPS. Really." - our good buddy Kyle

SO TRUE.

and you're reading the blog of one of them. the people who are good at rock paper scissors (or apparently RPS if you want to be all acronym-fancy), that is.





also, some good music lately:
"is there a ghost" - band of horses
"9 crimes" - damien rice
"johnny america" - five for fighting (there's an absolutely magical moment at 2:50 in the song, but you have to listen to the whole thing to appreciate it. it makes me so happy every time i hear it.)


LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE

animation time

at the beach, still cooler than mvn

and just for the hell of it, here is a video of a penguin dancing to "cowgirl":

I'm back!

and just for good measure

sarah > mvn

Day 2

In other news, I'd recommend "Invincible" by OK Go if you're looking for something to listen to.

Angelina tonight on The Daily Show! I'm so excited.

oh my god i am so good at rock paper scissors

for those of you not "in the know," "ftw" is for the win and "ftl" is for the loss.
it's quite clear who the winner is.
rock paper scissors championship of the world goes to sarah.

there are vicious rumors on a certain distinguished author's website about my rock paper scissors skills. libel, i tell you.

let's just say that when it comes to rock paper scissors, i'm one jump ahead.

sarah