THE NEW YEAR IS MINE

DESPITE THE SLANDER PAINTED ON THE WALL
FAIRLY GRAFFITI WITH ITS LOW-CLASS, SENSATIONAL MESSAGE OF UNTRUTH
("mvn (rps) > svn iff the world is sly")

I, SARAH, HAVE CLAIMED THE NEW YEAR AS MY OWN WITH THE FIRST SLAYING - 12:05 EASTERN STANDARD TIME - OF MY FATHER THE NOTED (BUT NOT FOR HIS RPS SKILLS) MARK VAN NAME.

SLAY.

GRAPHIC TO COME.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

absolutely unstoppable

as you can see, my iPod is wrecked, much like my poor father's soul. the song on the ipod is "believe me natalie" by the killers, and i am wearing a bonnet. after an 8-day winning streak (eight!), i gave him two wins, beat him once, and my status now doesn't even matter. STILL I AM THE WINNER in all senses that even make sense.



Above is a car. Kyle, get in it.


Sarah